Train - 50 Ways To Say Goodbye (California 37)

50 Ways to Say Goodbye by Train

THIS SONG HAS THE BEST LYRICS IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING.

If my friends ask where you are I’m gonna say:

She went down in an airplane
Fried getting suntanned
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes
She met a shark underwater
Fell and no one caught her
I returned everything I ever bought her
Help me, help me, I’m all out of lies

She was caught in a mudslide
Eaten by a lion
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
Help me, help me, I’m no good at goodbyes
She dried up in the desert
Drowned in a hot tub
Danced to death at an east side night club
Help me, help me, I’m all out of lies
And ways to say you died


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    THE MARIACHI OMG STOP I LOVE THIS
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    now replace she with he and this is my song
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